Posted in funny, humor, tagged Cheers, Comedy, George Wendt, Norm, one liners on July 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Norm from Cheers, played by George Wendt, is one of the most brilliant and recognizable characters in TV history.
Here are some of his quotes…
“How’s life treating you Norm?””Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.””Women. Can’t live with ‘em….pass the beer nuts.”
“What’s going down, Normie?””My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”
“What’s the story Norm?””Boy meets [...]
Posted in funny, humor, tagged Comedy, one liners, Stand Up Comedy, Steven Wright on July 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time.
Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…. I thought I’d put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I woke up this morning and couldn’t [...]
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