Ninja Baby

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I laughed so hard! Real Conversation… Enjoy!

This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger.
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well [...]

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Real Cyber Sex

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I’m 6′3″ and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat [...]

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Not… Like Aesop’s Fables… (a dark tale)

Once upon a time, in a far far away forest all the animals gathered to have a meeting to discuss what to do with the Tortoise. The Tortoise was very annoying and all she did all day was walk around the forest and annoy every animal she came upon. No animal could just sit and [...]

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BEST PRANKS EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGZWsCapX4 Mother of all pranks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5WtlYktUk0 Dead Deer Talking Prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zixFTJ439PI Matress Prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTm9kS8tcoE Top 6 PRanks played on the public
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GppfXlEQ3nY BEST Bathroom Prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK02yoQXJ4I The best fart prank video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY Japanese Pranks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLkG2YXOiM Fart Joke Prank

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Stupidity rules…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4w4CjhL07I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqq9zZR0fHI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dd7q2dT-ls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XN7jEqEPto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfGY9cqTCI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCZl7I9n4vU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlHPxTJqUxU
You CAN’T fix stupid, or as our late friend George said… some people are stupid! and others are full of shit…

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Words to think about…

A lot of people wonder how you know you’re in love. Just ask yourself this one question: “Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?” — Ronnie Shakes

My parents have been married for fifty years. I asked my mother how they did it. She said, “You just close your eyes and pretend it’s not [...]

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Not Like Aesop’s Fables… One more for the fans!

Once upon a time, all the animals of the forest gathered up in the big forest clearing to hold a meeting. The meeting was summoned in that important place of the forest where all the major meetings were held by the Squirrel, for the settlement of a very important issue that troubled him for a [...]

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Not Like Aesop’s Fables… Already a cult phenomenon!

Once upon a time, in a dark forest which saw no sun, there lived a joyful and cheerful Caterpillar. She was young, slender and all the other Caterpillars envied her because she was the most beautiful of them all. Her beautiful rich blond hair and her beautiful green eyes that fitted perfectly her green heavenly-shaped [...]

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Not Like Aesop’s Fables… Another Fable!

The animals of the forest held a beauty contest. The most beautiful of them all would receive a big pine cone as a prize, the biggest pine cone in the whole of the forest. All the animals wanted that pine cone. They could not decide though which animals would be in the tribunal committee because [...]

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