Rodney Dangerfield was the master of self-deprecating humor and killer one-liners…
I said to the bartender “Surprise me.” He pulled out a naked picture of my wife.
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to “the best woman a man ever had.” The waiter joined me… When my wife has sex with me there’s always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom… His epitaph on his tombstone reads “There goes the neighborhood”… No respect even in death! R.I.P. Rodney and thank you for the laughs…
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to “the best woman a man ever had.” The waiter joined me… When my wife has sex with me there’s always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom… His epitaph on his tombstone reads “There goes the neighborhood”… No respect even in death! R.I.P. Rodney and thank you for the laughs…
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Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield on wikiquote and brainyquote.
Back to School (1986)
Caddyshack (1980)
Find out stuff about Rodney Dangerfield
http://www.rodney.com/ (Official Site)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001098/
