Holy Shit! George Carlin is dead!

I can’t believe it… Our hero, this unique genius will no longer … explain our world to us! He was not only a comedian… he was a philosopher, a cultural icon, a nessecity in our fucked up world… His cynisism was liberating, his humor hit you in the gut, and his views, you wouldn’t find [...]

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Some Norm Wisdom

Norm from Cheers, played by George Wendt, is one of the most brilliant and recognizable characters in TV history.

Here are some of his quotes…

“How’s life treating you Norm?””Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.””Women. Can’t live with ‘em….pass the beer nuts.”
“What’s going down, Normie?””My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”
“What’s the story Norm?””Boy meets [...]

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Steven Wright Jokes…

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time.
Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…. I thought I’d put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I woke up this morning and couldn’t [...]

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Marketing and Sex…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at [...]

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What have we learned from watching movies over the years…

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
All grocery shopping [...]

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Smart ways to insult your friends…

Have you ever wanted to insult your friends with something witty, memorable but nothing came to mind? Have you ever wanted to trash your friends but at the same time make them think “Wow! I got rightly served! What an intelligent person this is!” ? Then here are some custom-made witty insults to adjust to [...]

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Benny Hill … a very funny bloke!

A lot of people dismiss Benny Hill, as being one of the not so great comedians. They have that fixed image of many people running around and throw clothes behind the bushes. We all have the Benny Hill music stuck to our heads, for all our lives. But look beyond that. There are so much [...]

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Terry Jones the Intellectual Python…

Terry Jones is one of those geniuses that they don’t seem to get enough credit. I don’t know what it is! Maybe its their modesty, or their idiocyncracy, or their persona, or that they are perceived as part of the whole. Most people fail to recognise what’s in front of them. For all of you [...]

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Kudos to Family Guy!

Family Guy is one the best animated shows out there! It’s okay if you haven’t heard of the show, I mean there must be nothing wrong with you, but it should definately alarm you. So, Family Guy is form the brainchild of the super funny and very young Seth MacFarlane, (born in 1973 and Family [...]

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David Cross… Genius Comedy!

David Cross is a unique and extremely funny stand up comedian. He is also a comedic actor best known for his role as Tobias Fünke in the brilliant series Arrested Development which was sadly so good and edgy that it was cancelled.
David Cross began his professional television career as a writer on The Ben [...]

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