Not Like Aesop’s Fables… One more for the fans!

Once upon a time, all the animals of the forest gathered up in the big forest clearing to hold a meeting. The meeting was summoned in that important place of the forest where all the major meetings were held by the Squirrel, for the settlement of a very important issue that troubled him for a [...]

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Not Like Aesop’s Fables… Already a cult phenomenon!

Once upon a time, in a dark forest which saw no sun, there lived a joyful and cheerful Caterpillar. She was young, slender and all the other Caterpillars envied her because she was the most beautiful of them all. Her beautiful rich blond hair and her beautiful green eyes that fitted perfectly her green heavenly-shaped [...]

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Not Like Aesop’s Fables… Another Fable!

The animals of the forest held a beauty contest. The most beautiful of them all would receive a big pine cone as a prize, the biggest pine cone in the whole of the forest. All the animals wanted that pine cone. They could not decide though which animals would be in the tribunal committee because [...]

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Not Like Aesop’s Fables… The first Fable!

Once upon a time, in a very vast forest, so vast in fact that even the old Tortoise never saw the end of it, there lived a Snail, young and lissome, like all the little Snails in the forest. He played with all kinds of other animals, lots of different games, hide and seek, tag, [...]

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Holy Shit! George Carlin is dead!

I can’t believe it… Our hero, this unique genius will no longer … explain our world to us! He was not only a comedian… he was a philosopher, a cultural icon, a nessecity in our fucked up world… His cynisism was liberating, his humor hit you in the gut, and his views, you wouldn’t find [...]

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Some Norm Wisdom

Norm from Cheers, played by George Wendt, is one of the most brilliant and recognizable characters in TV history.

Here are some of his quotes…

“How’s life treating you Norm?””Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.””Women. Can’t live with ‘em….pass the beer nuts.”
“What’s going down, Normie?””My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”
“What’s the story Norm?””Boy meets [...]

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Steven Wright Jokes…

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time.
Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…. I thought I’d put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I woke up this morning and couldn’t [...]

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Marketing and Sex…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at [...]

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What have we learned from watching movies over the years…

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
All grocery shopping [...]

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Smart ways to insult your friends…

Have you ever wanted to insult your friends with something witty, memorable but nothing came to mind? Have you ever wanted to trash your friends but at the same time make them think “Wow! I got rightly served! What an intelligent person this is!” ? Then here are some custom-made witty insults to adjust to [...]

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